January 2013
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ticklemepinkfloyd:
my favorite asshole
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My boyfriend is sick. I’ve been as best of a nurse as I can be.
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I’ve cleaned the whole kitchen, washed all the dishes, made him jello, and now I’m not sure what to do. I’m not tired because I’ve been laying in bed all day with him.
I hope he gets well soon.
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December 2012
How I know that I'm getting old.
600mg:
The only thing I want on New Year’s Eve is to be warm in my bed with a good book.
albrie:
i’ve written a song about a tortilla
well it’s more of a wrap
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“The difference between me and a college kid is the amount of money I spent to learn what I know.” - Eric Nally
saturday-night-thunderbolt:
So to everyone that was fucking lucky enough to see Foxy tonight, is the mustache really gone?
Yes. It is.
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
robbidybobbin:
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere...
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http://cinemagr.am/show/88350239 →
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When I listen to Hips Dont Lie
whatshouldbetchescallme:
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I’m happy. I’m in a happy place.
It’s been a while, tumblr. How are you?